Covenant Eyes has blocked http:// lottierambleson. wordpress. com/…
It is with enormous gratitude that I accept this prestigious commendation. But what is Covenant Eyes, you ask? Apparently it is a Christian Internet filter:
Fight Internet Temptation.
Surveys show at least 70 percent of men and 21 percent of women struggle with online pornography. Internet pornography and the secret life it creates can destroy relationships, families, and marriages. Escape the temptation by removing the secrecy of the Internet with Covenant Eyes Accountability software.
Covenant Eyes – The Standard of Integrity
I have offended the fundies so much that they now consider my blog pornographic! What do you want to bet it’s the Anne Murray video in the post I wrote for my husband. Ironic in a way, huh?
::snort::
But there it is! It’s a tremendous honor. And now my work here is done.
Tags: Covenant Eyes, family, marriage, my sexy husband, porn, pornography, temptation
July 21, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Covenant Eyes is always in the process of changing our age-based score on websites. I’ll pass your blog site along to our score-changers to see if we need to adjust the score for your page. Thanks!
Covenant Eyes
July 21, 2008 at 4:06 pm
No, please. I wasn’t complaining. I was absolutely delighted and greatly amused to learn that I had been filtered out by The Standard of Integrity. I mean… wow! Li’l ol’ me?
Don’t go to any trouble. Really. Anyone who would subscribe to Covenant Eyes probably wouldn’t like this blog anyway.
Thanks for stopping by, though. I’m honored. Or… something.
July 23, 2008 at 8:23 pm
A few people can’t get to my massage website as it is deemed pornographic through some services. No porn on there as far as I can tell! I’ve been blocked and I’m a fundy Hahaha!
July 24, 2008 at 7:31 am
That’s too funny!
By the way, I don’t mean anything offensive when I use the word “fundy”. When I say it, it’s usually in humor like in this context. Just thought I’d say so.
I love that smiley too! I didn’t know we could do that one.
July 24, 2008 at 9:45 am
I’m not offended by “fundy” I use it as much as possible.
Code for smiley
Colon lol colon (no spaces)
Here’s another one
colon shock colon
My favorite hehe.
July 24, 2008 at 10:16 am
Cool! Thanks! I’ve needed the shock face many times and didn’t know how to do it. Yay! Thanks a bunch!
July 24, 2008 at 11:59 am
Go and shock the world!:shock:
With your porn self
July 24, 2008 at 12:10 pm
::strips::
Oops!
July 24, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Bom chika wow wow
July 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I found another smiley
colon oops colon
July 29, 2008 at 3:33 pm
You’re a massage therapist and a mind-reader?
Seriously, I meant to ask you last time if there was a blushing smiley and then I got sidetracked.
Thanks!